Turd Cowboy rides in weekly, scoops every last landmine, and rides out. You get your yard back — no gloves, no gagging, no "whose turn is it."
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Same day each week. We scoop every corner, double-check the fence line, haul it all away, and sanitize our boots and tools between yards.
You get a text when we're done — gate closed, yard clean. Treats for the dog if you've okayed it. That's it.
Quality control. If a single pile survives, he will find it and he will judge us.
Perimeter patrol. Herds the crew back to the truck when the job's done.
Client relations. Mostly here for the treats, honestly.
We're launching in Farmington and the surrounding Davis County towns. Founding yards get locked-in founding pricing for as long as they stay in the saddle.
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